What to get for Christmas (i know.. sorry.. it's legit?)?

Sounds like you are going to take a break from the sport for a while, so I'm with the others who have answered you. It's time to look more at your interest in graffiti. You may have a real eye for design that is just waiting to have a turn. Why not ask for some quality art books on graffiti, design, manga, modern art...Good luck with your recovery and hope you have a Merry Christmas.