Insult me, thou qualling, earth-vexing, horn-beast!?

Get thee back you kitty litter-munching genital wart who dances with the of Babylon! Thou art the pestillence infecting the grey-coated gnat pursued by the loathsome toad! Who should suffer a tardy-gaited malt-worm like you to exist? Begone, beslubbering fly-bitten miscreant!