Another don't you hate scenario???

don't you hate it when you are cruising down the highway on your way to work, and you are going a little fast. you see an opening if you just speed up a little more and swerve in front of the guy who is in the fast lane going ten miles under the speed limit. you're off, you lay your foot on the accelerator and you start your high performance maneuver. as soon as you are going to make the cut, you catch a glimpse of a police oriface (sounds cooler than officer!!) on the side of the road with his red laser pointed right at your whip. what do you do?? me, i finish the move followed by a sweet e-brake slide into a braking feint drift!! then i follow through with my drift till i reach the offramp. through the pillows of smoke he will never catch me, not to mention all the chaos and havok i created on the road!! true story!! pretty good for a 12 year old, right?? man, i need to get my liscence ASAP!! that would be great, don't you think?? what would you have done differently??