Monday, January 9, 2012

I've Been Collecting Fertilizer...?

I started a rather strange hobby, that I thought would make me money in the landscaping bussiness. Around April of last year I began collecting Human Feces, and storing it in my Backyard. I have to say, I have atleast one thousand pounds of the most colorful, bountiful, nourishing compost you could ever imagine. Unfortunately my neighbors have been complaining especially since we had a heatwave this past summer. I need to know, If anyone would be interested in buying it from me, on Ebay, or if you think I can sell it to Wall-Mart. Any Help is welcome, Code enforcement is at my heels.

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