What is the worse thing a kid has ever done to you?

my ex thought he would be funny and showed my daughter (who was 5 at the time)a tube of hemoroid cream and told her "this is what mommy is lookin for) well my proud little girl is running through the supermarket looking for me screaming at the top of her lungs- "mommy, I found your hemoroid cream" I was mortified!! Of course the market was packed w/ people and they were all staring at me laughing. How embaring!